Went to the grocery store today and got caught up buying some stuff for the guys over in Afghanistan for a high schoolers senior project. I had to rack my brain on what the good things were to receive in the mail: pornography!
Since this was for a senior project I kept it to motorcycle magazines (articles written by Beer!) and food that won't melt in transit. Of course I didn't have any stickers on me, next time. Hopefully the boxes don't get rat fucked too bad!