George Washington
Happy 4th of July. Lots of people are having sales this weekend, or offering promotional items celebrating the holiday. Don't be duped into buying some cheap shit made in China as that same company is trying to push how much it can celebrate this great nation today. And fuck those other companies who support our armed forces two days a year, but pour millions of ad money into shows like "American Ass Kisser", "Who Can Fuck Your Mom", or "Who's Smarter than the Cat" the other 363 days of the year. Fuck them. Go out and BBQ something you killed, drink some moonshine or local brew, and party with people you trust!